• mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

(Source: einsteinonacid)

  • mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
  • me: i am juliet
  • me: and he is my romeo
  • mom:
  • me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

richwhitelesbian:

if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food

When people say “I can hear your music”

laugh-addict:

 I’m just like

“So can I”

(Source: getoffmysheep)

  • girl 1: omg im pregnant
  • girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
  • girl 3: omg im always drunk
  • me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
When I see tumblr-famous people who are rude to their followers I’m like

sodamnrelatable:

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princessofthefaggots:

thefoollovesderby:

kateangeline:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

D:

:O

WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

Anonymous asked:
Hey Danni! I'm just wondering what part of England you from ? :) xx

Omigod sorry for the late reply! I’m from Portsmouth :)


youreonmyblogbro:

omfg this was my first post EVER 

(Source: falsereligion)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

sodamnrelatable:

 Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?


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(Source: byslexic)

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